A New Start

Joke

Top 10 signs your Amish teen is in trouble ;

10. Sometimes stays in bed until after 5am.
9. In his sock drawer,you find pictures of women without bonnets.
8. Shows up at barn rasings in full "Kiss" make-up.
7. When you criticize him, he yells " Thou Sucketh".
6. His name is 'Jebediah' but goes by "Jeb Daddy".
5. Defiantly says, "If I had a radio, I'd listen to rap".
4. You come upon his secret stash of colored socks.
3. Uses slang expression "Talk to the hand, cause the beard ain't listening".
2. Was recently pulled over for driving under the influence of cottage cheese.
1. He's wearing his big black hat backwards.
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At Home;

I've seen my posts have gotten far too long,mostly because of my cut and paste news stories.... so, I won't be doing those anymore.... unless I find something that's just too funny. Also, I have decided to delete them and start over.
I'm not even sure if anyone is reading these. I've told my daughter and 'daughters of my heart', along with a few family and friends but so far have only gotten one comment.... so, I'm thinking of stopping all together and deleting the whole thing.... if any of ya'll do read this, let me know,'k? If no one else is reading these, I'm wasting too much time.
On a sad note, a friend of mine lost his daughter this week. My thoughts and prayers are with the Sloan family during their time of grief. It just goes to show that someone you love can be taken in a blink of an eye. Tiffany, Federica and Nacha... I just want to take a second to say " I love you". ... and ya'll keep yourselves safe.
Okay, on to better things... or at least a little better. :) Tomorrow, I see the doctor again. I hope this time he'll set a surgery date for my bone implant. I'm getting impatient with this thumb re-construction. GRRRRRR ! I think he'll actually set it this time, he can't make me wait forever,can he?
I want to try something new... I will attempt to share some things I hear around ACIPCO.... cause some of the guys out there are just plain crazy. I'll just post one or two things at a time, to save space.... and no one besides me might find these things funny. I'll call these things acipcoisms.... but I'll change peoples names to protect the innocent. ;)
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Anecdote:

Coolidge, Calvin (1872-1933) 30th president of the United States:

President Coolidge had a group of guests on the presidential yacht cruising the Potomac. As he stood alone at the rail, looking out at the expanse of water, someone exclaimed, " Look at that slight and slender figure! Look at that head, bowed over the rail ! What thoughts are in the mind of this man, burdened by the problems of the nation? ".

" Finally, Coolidge turned around, and joined the others, saying, 'See that sea gull over there? Been watching it for twenty minutes. Hasn't moved. I think he's dead!' "
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Well, I hope you enjoyed this. Comments and e-mails are welcome. .... I know my sense of humor is a bit 'off the wall' but do let me know what you think.... just don't be too brutal. :)

Until next time...
KEEP SMILING !!
Doug