Under The knife

Joke

One afternoon, a man went to his doctor and told him that he hasn't been feeling well lately. The doctor examined the man, left the room, and came back with three different bottles of pills.


The doctor said, "Take the green pill with a big glass of water when you wake up. Take the blue pill with a big glass of water after you eat lunch. Then just before going to bed, take the red pill with another big glass of water."


Startled to be put on so much medicine, the man stammered, "Jeez Doc, exactly what is my problem?"


The doctor replied, "You're not drinking enough water." ;)

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At Home

Well, tomorrow ( Tuesday ) is the big day. I have been waiting for this surgery for ... what? 9 long months now. I am a bit nervous but I think everything will work out okay. The doctor will take a bone from my hip and implant it into the graft that is attached to my hand,,,, then I'll have a 'new' thumb. Yea !!! It's amazing what modern medicine can do. Keep me in your thoughts and prayers. I was wondering .... with a hip bone in there... when I walk, will my thumb swing from side to side ? ;)

Yesterday, I recieved a e-card from my 'daughter of my heart', Federica. She is such a dear caring person. Thank you, God, for bringing her into my life. I must have done something right to be blessed with people who care for me so much. ...and don't worry too much, Sunshine, Bobbie will be there taking good care of me. Bobbie is another true blessing in my life. I really don't deserve such a wonderful wife but I'll keep her anyhow. ;)

I'll be off work for a few weeks,so, I'll try to post more often.... of course, I might be stoned from the pain meds, so if my next posts are really stupid or rambling.... blame it on the drugs. :) .... and if they are really stupid, Bobbie will tell me and I'll just go back and delete them. ;)

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Anecdote:

Marx, Chico (1892-1961) US movie comedain, one of the famous Marx Brothers

Marx's wife had caught him kissing a chorus girl. Durning the ensuing row, Chico declared: " I wasn't kissing her. I was whispering in her mouth."

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Fini

I hope all ya'll have a great week! I'll make a new post soon. Until then....
KEEP SMILING !
Doug