I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

+-------------- Bizarre Historical Accounts ---------------+

DAILY RECORD (15th MAY 1992)
Frank Perkins of Los Angeles made an attempt on the world
flagpole-sitting record in 1992. But after he came down, he
not only discovered he was eight hours short of the 400-day
record, but also that his sponsor had gone bust, his girl-
friend had left him, and his phone and electricity had been
cut off.

INDEPENDENT (19TH DEC 1996)
A rapturous welcome awaited Antonio Gomez Bohorquez and
Pascual Fuertes Noguera when they returned home to Murcia
in southern Spain after pioneering a new route up Mount
Sisha Pagma in the Himalayas. On studying specialist
publications, however, they had to sheepishly admit that
they had, in fact, climbed the wrong mountain.

DAILY MIRROR (28TH SEPT 1995)
Another armed robber, jailed for eight years in Argentina,
decided to hire a private detective to trace the father he
never met. The detective discovered the man's father was the
warder of the prison in which he was incarcerated

WESTERN MORNING NEWS (28TH SPR 1994)
Ian Lewis, 43, of Standish, Lancashire, England, was also
interested in finding out about his family. He spent 30 years
tracing his family tree back to the seventeenth century. He
traveled all over Britain, talked to 2,000 relatives and
planned to write a book about how his great-grandfather left
to seek his fortune in Russia and how his grandfather was
expelled after the Revolution. Then he found out he had been
adopted when he was a month old and his real name was David
Thornton. He resolved to start his family research all over
again.

INDEPENDENT (26TH JULY 1995)
Markku Tahvainen drove his family 250 miles to a zoo in
Finland in order to see the bears. Whe they returned home,
though, they discovered footprints and droppings in their
garden which revealed that in their absence they had been
visited by a bear which had eaten their ducks.

NEWS OF THE WORLD (21ST AUG 1988)
Martin Reeves traveled 8,000 miles to India to find parts
for his 1957 Morris Cowley. His mission was succesful, but
when he got back to Brighton, England, he found the car had
been stolen.

DAILY MIRROR (25TH MAY 1990)
Security measures bring their own headaches. In Broadway,
Worcestershire, England, in 1990, a safe was unlocked for
the first time since its key had been lost in 1942. All it
contained was a note urging people not to lose the key.

REUTERS (20TH JULY 1994)
Likewise, a Dutchman who invested more than $1,000 in a
police trained guard dog to protect his house in Schalkhar
woke up two days later to find the house had been broken
into. The only thing the burglars had taken was the dog.

DAILY TELEGRAPH (25 JUL 1986)
A fireman in Bath, Somerset, England, using a metal detector
to trace a fire hydrant which had been covered in tarmac
after road resurfacing, dug seven holes in the wrong place
before realizing the device was being set off by the steel
toe-caps in his boots.


***

Keep Smiling !
-Doug-

111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321

STRANGE FACTS:


The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time television were Fred and Wilma Flintstone.


Coca-Cola was originally green.


Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the US Treasury.


Hawaiian alphabet has 12 letters.


Men can read smaller print than women; women can hear better.


City with the most Rolls Royce's per capita: Hong Kong


State with the highest percentage of people who walk to work: Alaska


Percentage of Africa that is wilderness: 28%


Percentage of North America that is wilderness: 38%


Barbie's measurements if she were life size: 39-23-33


Cost of raising a medium-size dog to the age of eleven: $6,400


Average number of people airborne over the US any given hour: 61,000.


Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.


The world's youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910.


The youngest pope was 11 years old.


First novel ever written on a typewriter: Tom Sawyer.


The San Francisco Cable cars are the only mobile National Monuments.


Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history:



Spades - King David
Clubs - Alexander the Great,
Hearts-Charlemagne, and
Diamonds - Julius Caesar.




If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle; if the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle; if the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.


Only two people signed the Declaration of Independence on July 4th, John Hancock and Charles Thomson. Most of the rest signed on August 2, but the last signature wasn't added until 5 years later.


"I am." is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.


The term "the whole 9 yards" came from W.W.II fighter pilots in the South Pacific. When arming their airplanes on the ground, the .50 caliber machine gun ammo belts measured exactly 27 feet, before being loaded into the fuselage. If the pilots fired all their ammo at a target, it got "the whole 9 yards."


Hershey's Kisses are called that because the machine that makes them looks like it's kissing the conveyor belt.


The phrase "rule of thumb" is derived from an old English law which stated that you couldn't beat your wife with anything wider than your thumb.


The Eisenhower interstate system requires that one mile in every five must be straight. These straight sections are usable as airstrips in times of war or other emergencies.


The name Jeep came from the abbreviation used in the army for the "General Purpose" vehicle, G.P.


The cruise liner, Queen Elizabeth II, moves only six inches for each gallon of diesel that it burns.


The only two days of the year in which there are no professional sports games (MLB, NBA, NHL, or NFL) are the day before and the day after the Major League all-stars Game.