later...

Joke:

A doctor is being interviewed by a reporter :

reporter : what would you do if someone fell out and died as they were leaving your office ?
Doc : well, first thing I'd do, is turn them around,
reporter: why is that ?
Doc : so it would look like they were coming in..... :)
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At home :

Well , I had a different operation than I was expecting....

Just before the surgery, the doc says..." oh, instead of taking a bone off your hip, I thought I'd just use one from the 'bone bank'. " ..... ooookayyy ??? ,,,, and, why didn't I hear of this option before ? ... and, I hope this will be better for me than it was for the poor dead sap that the bone came from.
Doc says " couldn't be worse for you than it was for him ."
Great ! Just stick it in... and what was your name again ?.... Dr Mingala ? .... I know I misspelled that, but you get the point.
Anyhow, gotta wait until next week to see about gangrene, wish me luck !
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Anecdote :

Carter, Jimmy ( 1924- ) , 39th president of the United States. ( 1977-81 )

Before moving into the White House, Mrs. Carter was anxious to discover whether the chef there could cook the kind of meals the Carters enjoyed at home in the South. " Yes, ma'am," was the reply. " We've been fixing that kind of food for the servants for a long time."

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Fini :

Well, this has taken a while to type, only being able to use my left hand.... and only one finger then. Hope you liked it... let me know ! If it's too goofey, we'll blame it on the pain meds... ;)

C'ya !
Keep smiling !!!!!
Doug