Saturday, June 25, 2005

Something Different . .....

The sky is deep, the sky is dark,
The light of stars is so damn stark.
When I look up, I fill with fear.
If all we have is what lies here,
this lonely world, this troubled place,
then cold dead stars and empty space...
Well, I see no reason to persevere,
no reason to laugh or shed a tear,
no reason to sleep or ever to wake,
no promises to keep, and none to make.
And so at night I still raise my eyes
to study the clear but mysterious skies--
that arch above us, as cold as stone.
Are you there, God? Are we alone?

- The Book of Counted Sorrows-

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Holy men tell us life is a mytery.
They embrace that concept happily.
But some mysteries bite and bark
and come to get you in the dark.

- The Book of Counted Sorrows-

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A rain of shadows, a storm, a squall!
Daylight retreats; night swallows all.
If good is bright, if evil is gloom,
high evil walls the world entombs.

- The book of Counted Sorrows-

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Darkness devours every shining day.
Darkness demands and always has its way.
Darkness listens, watches, waits.
Darkness claims the day and celebrates.
Sometimes in silence darkness comes.
Sometimes with a gleeful banging of drums.

- The Book of Counted Sorrows-

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At Home:

Nothing good, nothing bad.
Nothing happy, nothing sad.

Bullshit....

- Doug-





Thought I'd try something different this time. ... how do ya'll like it?

Wednesday, June 15, 2005

GRRRRRR!!!!

Sporting Mishaps ..........

After beating 1000 rivals in a 500-mile race, Percy the  
racing pigeon flopped down exhausted in a Sheffield loft and  
was promptly eaten by a cat.  

In preparation for the 1992 New York Golden Gloves  
Championships, boxer Daniel Caruso psyched himself up by  
pounding his gloves into his face. In doing so, he broke his  
nose and was disqualified from the match.  

While waving to the crowd after finishing fourth in the 500cc  
US Motor Cycle Championship in 1989, Kevin Magee fell off the  
machine and broke his leg.  

During a cricket game in Kalgoorlie, Australia, Stan Dawson  
was hit by a delivery which ignited a box of matches in his  
pocket. As he tried to beat down the flames, he was tagged  
out.  

Russian athlete Ivanon Vyacheslav was so thrilled to win a  
medal at the 1956 Melbourne Olympics that he threw the medal  
high into the air. It landed in Lake Wendouree, and was  
never found
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At Home:

Well, I had surgery again last week. This time, the doc had to grind away a part of the bone in my 'thumb' because it was poking out. ... so, now it's a bit shorter. I got to see it today for the first time. It looks pretty good, considering. It has been more sore than I expected but the doc gave me lots of pain pills. At first it was pretty sore but now it's not too bad. I feel sorry for Bobbie the most, she's had to put up with me the last few days. These pills make me loopy and I act stupid but I'd rather be loopy than hurt. Know what I mean? :) I return back to work next Monday. ... working 1:00p-9:00pm.

As I was writing this, the doc called to tell me I have a deep infection. ... GRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!! It's going to be okay though. ... but I've gotta start taking 1000 mg of anti-biotics every 4 hours for the next month or so...... GRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!! Wonderful !!!!!!!

To make things even better, ,,,, as I was speaking to them, I decided to walk outside and have a smoke. Stepped on a piece of glass and cut my heel deeply. Someone just shoot me! ;)

Sometimes I think God is just poking me to remind me he's still there. I can't get mad at him for my own stupidity, can I? :)

I know I've been hard to get along with this pass week, ,,, so, everybody just bear with me, K'?

My brother, Ed, is down for a visit. It's been great to see him again. I've gotta give him a call now , he and his wife may be coming over to visit tonight. ... and I'm not ready. .... gotta cook dinner!

Bobbie, I Love You !
Tiffany,I Love You ! .... call me!
Sunshine, Love U 2!!!! . ... LongDistanceDaughter. ;)
Nacha, You're the sweetest girl in the whole world !
Lil'C. .... still waiting to read your published stories. :) and, we'd love to see you soon!

Gotta Run Now ! Till next time. ....
Keep Smiling !!!!!!!!!
-Doug-

Sporting Mishaps ..........

After beating 1000 rivals in a 500-mile race, Percy the  
racing pigeon flopped down exhausted in a Sheffield loft and  
was promptly eaten by a cat.  

In preparation for the 1992 New York Golden Gloves  
Championships, boxer Daniel Caruso psyched himself up by  
pounding his gloves into his face. In doing so, he broke his  
nose and was disqualified from the match.  

While waving to the crowd after finishing fourth in the 500cc  
US Motor Cycle Championship in 1989, Kevin Magee fell off the  
machine and broke his leg.  

During a cricket game in Kalgoorlie, Australia, Stan Dawson  
was hit by a delivery which ignited a box of matches in his  
pocket. As he tried to beat down the flames, he was tagged  
out.  

Russian athlete Ivanon Vyacheslav was so thrilled to win a  
medal at the 1956 Melbourne Olympics that he threw the medal  
high into the air. It landed in Lake Wendouree, and was  
never found
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At Home:

Well, I had surgery again last week. This time, the doc had to grind away a part of the bone in my 'thumb' because it was poking out. ... so, now it's a bit shorter. I got to see it today for the first time. It looks pretty good, considering. It has been more sore than I expected but the doc gave me lots of pain pills. At first it was pretty sore but now it's not too bad. I feel sorry for Bobbie the most, she's had to put up with me the last few days. These pills make me loopy and I act stupid but I'd rather be loopy than hurt. Know what I mean? :) I return back to work next Monday. ... working 1:00p-9:00pm.

As I was writing this, the doc called to tell me I have a deep infection. ... GRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!! It's going to be okay though. ... but I've gotta start taking 1000 mg of anti-biotics every 4 hours for the next month or so...... GRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!! Wonderful !!!!!!!

To make things even better, ,,,, as I was speaking to them, I decided to walk outside and have a smoke. Stepped on a piece of glass and cut my heel deeply. Someone just shoot me! ;)

Sometimes I think God is just poking me to remind me he's still there. I can't get mad at him for my own stupidity, can I? :)

I know I've been hard to get along with this pass week, ,,, so, everybody just bear with me, K'?

My brother, Ed, is down for a visit. It's been great to see him again. I've gotta give him a call now , he and his wife may be coming over to visit tonight. ... and I'm not ready. .... gotta cook dinner!

Bobbie, I Love You !
Tiffany,I Love You ! .... call me!
Sunshine, Love U 2!!!! . ... LongDistanceDaughter. ;)
Nacha, You're the sweetest girl in the whole world !
Lil'C. .... still waiting to read your published stories. :) and, we'd love to see you soon!

Gotta Run Now ! Till next time. ....
Keep Smiling !!!!!!!!!
-Doug-

Wednesday, June 08, 2005

Is 5 A Lucky Number?

Actual Court Transcripts:
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Q. Did you ever stay all night with this man in New York?
A. I refuse to answer that question.
Q. Did you ever stay all night with this man in Chicago?
A. I refuse to answer that question.
Q. Did you ever stay all night with this man in Miami?
A. No.

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Q. Ms, were you cited in the accident?
A. Yes Sir, I was so 'cited I peed all over myself!!

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Q. Doctor, did you say he was shot in the woods?
A. No, I said he was shot in the lumbar region.

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Q. What is your name?
A. Ernestine McDowell.
Q. And what is your marital status?

A. Fair.

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Q. Are you married?
A. No, I'm divorced.
Q. And what did your husband do before you divorced him?
A. A lot of things I didn't know about.

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Q. Do you know how far pregnant you are right now?
A. I will be three months November 8th.
Q. Apparently then, the date of conception was August 8th?
A. Yes.
Q. What were you and your husband doing at that time?

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Q. Were you acquainted with the defendant?
A. Yes, sir.
Q. Before or after he died?

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Q. Mrs. Jones, is your appearance this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
A. No. This is how I dress when I go to work.

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THE COURT: Now, as we begin, I must ask you to banish all present information from your minds, if you have any.

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Q. Did he pick the dog up by the ears?
A. No.
Q. What was he doing with the dog's ears?
A. Picking them up in the air.
Q. Where was the dog at this time?
A. Attached to the ears.

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Q. When he went, had you gone and had she, if she wanted to and were able, for the time being excluding all the restraints on her not to go, gone also, would he have brought you, meaning you and she, with him to the station?
MR. BROOKS: Objection. That question should be taken out and shot.

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Q. And lastly, Gary, all your responses must be oral. O.K.? What school do you go to?
A. Oral.
Q. How old are you?
A. Oral.

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Q: What is your relationship with the plaintiff?
A: She is my daughter.
Q: Was she your daughter on February 13, 1979?

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Q: Could you see him from where you were standing?
A: I could see his head.
Q: And where was his head?
A: Just above his shoulders.

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Q: Do you drink when you're on duty?
A: I don't drink when I'm on duty, unless I come on duty drunk.

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Q: ...any suggestions as to what prevented this from being a murder trial instead of an attempted murder trial?
A: The victim lived.

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Q: Are you sexually active?
A: No, I just lie there.

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Q: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
A: Yes, I have been since early childhood.

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Q: (Showing man picture.) Is that you?
A: Yes, sir.
Q: And you were present when the picture was taken, right?

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Q: Was that the same nose you broke as a child?
A: I have only one, you know.

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Q: And was he dead when you performed the autopsy?
A: No, you idiot, he was sitting up on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy!
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At Home:

Well, I hope 5 is a lucky number. ... Friday, I'll be having yet another surgery on my wonderful new thumb. This will be the fifth one to date. It seems that the bone wanted to see what was going on in the outside world ,so, it has poked itself through the skin to have a little look-see. The doc will have to grind a part off and do a bit of cleaning but it shouldn't be too bad. .... GRRRRRR!(1)
They say I shouldn't miss too much,if any, work this time. :)

At work, now, the new bosses have decided to change our work hours. ...As of next week, day shift will be from 5:00 am-1:00pm,2nd will be 1:00pm-9:00pm and 3rd- 9:00pm-5:00am. They say this will save us money because electricity cost go from 8 cents a kilowatt hour to 13 cents a kilowatt hour in the mid-day. .... Here's the thing. .... We work 3 shifts!. .... if we work around the clock, how can this plan save money? Idiots! I do good to make it to work at 7:00am now,I'll have to get up before 4:00am to be there at 5:00. ...... if I get out of bed before 4:00, it's usually just to pee. :) . ...GRRRRRR!(2)

Okay. ... that's enough GRRRRing for now but if I think of anything to complain about, I'll let you know. :)

Thanks Sunshine!, for the nice e-card. ... I Love you too!

I went to the lake and took care of all the yard work last weekend,so hopefully, we will go up this weekend and just enjoy our time there. Ya'll are all invited! ;)

My oldest brother,Edward, and his wife will be arriving for a visit this Saturday. I'm not sure how long they'll stay but it'll be great to see them again.

Bobbie is doing well. She is still a bit upset over Nicki passing away but is starting to feel better now, I think.

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Fini

Okay, that's about all I can come up with for now. Until next we speak. ...
KEEP SMILING!
-Doug-

Thursday, June 02, 2005

Grillin',Chillin' and Swillin'

Chandler wasn't too happy with his doctor's recommendation to cure his constant fatigue. "You want me to give up sex completely, Doc?" he cried. "I'm a young guy. I'm in the prime of my life. How do you expect me to give up sex and go cold turkey?"


"Well," replied the doctor, "you could get married and taper off gradually."
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The Benefits of Breast Feeding

1. It's fresh.
2. It's healthy.
3. It's always the right temperature.
4. It comes in such nice containers.
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Q: How do two psychiatrists greet each other?
A: You are fine. How am I?

Q: How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Only one, but the light bulb has to WANT to change.


Q: How do crazy people go through the forest?
A: They take the psycho path.
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At Home

Well, Memorial Day weekend was fun. The weather sucked hammers but we still had a good time. We stayed at the lake with friends, got in a little boat riding b/4 the rain started. Fished a bit as well. Mostly, we cooked, ate, drank and laughed.. .... thus the title, Chillin,Grillin and swillin. ;)
Not everybody came who said they were but we really didn't expect them to anyhow. Their loss, not ours.
Our cat,Nicki, passed last week. He was 14 years old. We'll miss him but I'm sure he is in a better place now.
The new bosses at work are starting to settle down now.
Well, that's about it. ... nothing much to talk about. ..... until next time. ....
KEEP SMILING!
-Doug-

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