Is 5 A Lucky Number?

Actual Court Transcripts:
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Q. Did you ever stay all night with this man in New York?
A. I refuse to answer that question.
Q. Did you ever stay all night with this man in Chicago?
A. I refuse to answer that question.
Q. Did you ever stay all night with this man in Miami?
A. No.

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Q. Ms, were you cited in the accident?
A. Yes Sir, I was so 'cited I peed all over myself!!

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Q. Doctor, did you say he was shot in the woods?
A. No, I said he was shot in the lumbar region.

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Q. What is your name?
A. Ernestine McDowell.
Q. And what is your marital status?

A. Fair.

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Q. Are you married?
A. No, I'm divorced.
Q. And what did your husband do before you divorced him?
A. A lot of things I didn't know about.

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Q. Do you know how far pregnant you are right now?
A. I will be three months November 8th.
Q. Apparently then, the date of conception was August 8th?
A. Yes.
Q. What were you and your husband doing at that time?

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Q. Were you acquainted with the defendant?
A. Yes, sir.
Q. Before or after he died?

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Q. Mrs. Jones, is your appearance this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
A. No. This is how I dress when I go to work.

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THE COURT: Now, as we begin, I must ask you to banish all present information from your minds, if you have any.

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Q. Did he pick the dog up by the ears?
A. No.
Q. What was he doing with the dog's ears?
A. Picking them up in the air.
Q. Where was the dog at this time?
A. Attached to the ears.

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Q. When he went, had you gone and had she, if she wanted to and were able, for the time being excluding all the restraints on her not to go, gone also, would he have brought you, meaning you and she, with him to the station?
MR. BROOKS: Objection. That question should be taken out and shot.

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Q. And lastly, Gary, all your responses must be oral. O.K.? What school do you go to?
A. Oral.
Q. How old are you?
A. Oral.

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Q: What is your relationship with the plaintiff?
A: She is my daughter.
Q: Was she your daughter on February 13, 1979?

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Q: Could you see him from where you were standing?
A: I could see his head.
Q: And where was his head?
A: Just above his shoulders.

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Q: Do you drink when you're on duty?
A: I don't drink when I'm on duty, unless I come on duty drunk.

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Q: ...any suggestions as to what prevented this from being a murder trial instead of an attempted murder trial?
A: The victim lived.

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Q: Are you sexually active?
A: No, I just lie there.

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Q: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
A: Yes, I have been since early childhood.

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Q: (Showing man picture.) Is that you?
A: Yes, sir.
Q: And you were present when the picture was taken, right?

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Q: Was that the same nose you broke as a child?
A: I have only one, you know.

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Q: And was he dead when you performed the autopsy?
A: No, you idiot, he was sitting up on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy!
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At Home:

Well, I hope 5 is a lucky number. ... Friday, I'll be having yet another surgery on my wonderful new thumb. This will be the fifth one to date. It seems that the bone wanted to see what was going on in the outside world ,so, it has poked itself through the skin to have a little look-see. The doc will have to grind a part off and do a bit of cleaning but it shouldn't be too bad. .... GRRRRRR!(1)
They say I shouldn't miss too much,if any, work this time. :)

At work, now, the new bosses have decided to change our work hours. ...As of next week, day shift will be from 5:00 am-1:00pm,2nd will be 1:00pm-9:00pm and 3rd- 9:00pm-5:00am. They say this will save us money because electricity cost go from 8 cents a kilowatt hour to 13 cents a kilowatt hour in the mid-day. .... Here's the thing. .... We work 3 shifts!. .... if we work around the clock, how can this plan save money? Idiots! I do good to make it to work at 7:00am now,I'll have to get up before 4:00am to be there at 5:00. ...... if I get out of bed before 4:00, it's usually just to pee. :) . ...GRRRRRR!(2)

Okay. ... that's enough GRRRRing for now but if I think of anything to complain about, I'll let you know. :)

Thanks Sunshine!, for the nice e-card. ... I Love you too!

I went to the lake and took care of all the yard work last weekend,so hopefully, we will go up this weekend and just enjoy our time there. Ya'll are all invited! ;)

My oldest brother,Edward, and his wife will be arriving for a visit this Saturday. I'm not sure how long they'll stay but it'll be great to see them again.

Bobbie is doing well. She is still a bit upset over Nicki passing away but is starting to feel better now, I think.

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Fini

Okay, that's about all I can come up with for now. Until next we speak. ...
KEEP SMILING!
-Doug-