Short and Sweet

FBI Assassin

The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were 3 finalists... Two men and a woman.

For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill Her!"

The man said, "You can't be serious, I could never shoot my wife."

The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home."

The second man was given the same instructions.

He took the gun and went into the room.

All was quiet for about 5 minutes.

The man came out with tears in his eyes, "I tried, but I can't kill my wife."

The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home."

Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room.

Shots were heard, one after another.

They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls.

After a few minutes, all was quiet.

The door opened slowly and there stood the woman.

She wiped the sweat from her brow. "This gun is loaded with blanks," she said. "I had to beat him to death with the chair."

MORAL: Women are evil. Don't mess with them!
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At Home:

I know my last post was a bit angry. ... I was just venting about crap from work. My new bosses were being a-holes and had placed me in a pissy mood. They seemed to want to make changes to make themselves look good to the higher up's. It wasn't just about taking away our lunch breaks. ... they were also screwing me over. .... having me do someone else's work and blowing smoke up my butt at the same time. This week, I'm working 2nd shift, so I don't have to deal with these back stabbers.
B&I spend several days at the lake. We had a very relaxing time, so now I'm in a much better mood. ;) We had a lot of fun. ... spent time with friends, boat riding, cooking out, shopping, met some new neighbors. I was able to get in some good fishing. I'm getting a lot better casting my rods using 2 hands.
I could share more but it's late and I gotta get my butt to bed.
Until next time:
KEEP SMILING !
-Doug-