I'm on VACATION. ... and you're not! Nannor,Nannor,Nannor!

+--------------- Bizarre Facts About Humans ---------------+

People who live in the city have longer, thicker nose hairs
than people who live in the country.

Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every 2
weeks; otherwise it will digest itself.

Humans are the only primates that don't have pigment in the
palms of their hands.

The human heart creates enough pressure while pumping to
squirt blood 30 feet.

We shed an average of 40 pounds of dead skin in a lifetime.

When we blush, our stomach lining also turns red.

You can't kill yourself by holding your breath.

Your tongue print is as unique as your fingerprint.

We get goose bumps where our ancestors used to have hair.

On a square inch of our skin, there are 20 million micro-
scopic animals.

Babies are born without kneecaps. They don't appear until
the child reaches 2 to 6 years of age.

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At Home:

I hope all ya'll are working hard. ... cause I'm Not! I've decided to get away from work for a few days. ... away from all the BS. I'm really getting tired of listening to the lies some people think you actually believe. I mean, contrary to popular belief, I'm not stupid.
We've got new bosses at work. The first order of business was for them to take away our lunch break. We were told that we could either eat on the job or take a 30 minute break and work 30 minutes late. What kind of crap is that? The bad thing is. ... these new bosses are my fellow co-workers who have just been promoted. These same people were taking breaks with the rest of us just 2 weeks ago.
In other wonderful news, the bone in my new and improved thumb has worn a hole though the skin and I can now see and touch it. GREAT!
. ..... Okay, thats enough belly aching. I'm on vacation ! I know what I just wrote seems like I'm in a bad mood. ... but I'm not really, just venting. Everyone should vent every now and then. :)
I'm REALLY looking forward to the next few days. Just relaxing, maybe do a little fishing, bbq'ing, perhaps even getting the blender out for a frozen treat. ... and of course I'll be chasing B around constantly. She took a few days off too. ;)
So, while the rest of you are working this week, I'll be thinking of you. ... NOT! :)
Fun in the sun! That's my motto! I think I'll get a tee shirt with that printed on the front.
Okay, I need to get started. Ya'll don't work too hard! Wink,wink!
KEEP SMILING!
-Doug-