Fifteen Years of Bliss.... mostly. :)

Dark In Here

A woman takes a lover during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch. The woman's husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in there already.

The little boy says, "Dark in here."

The man says, "Yes, it is."
Boy - "I have a baseball."
Man - "That's nice."
Boy - "Want to buy it?"
Man - "No, thanks."
Boy - "My dad's outside."
Man - "OK, how much?"
Boy - "$250."

In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the closet together.
Boy - "Dark in here."
Man - "Yes, it is."
Boy - "I have a baseball glove."
The lover remembering the last time, asks the boy, "How much?"
Boy - "$750."
Man - "Fine."

A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove, let's go outside and have a game of catch."
The boy says, "I can't, I sold my baseball and my glove."
The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"
Boy - "$1,000."
Father - "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that; that is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess."

They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the
confession booth and he closes the door.
The boy says, "Dark in here."
The priest says, "Don't start that crap again."
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At Home:

My last post was about skipping out of work around here and 'enjoying' the beautiful day at the lake instead. Well.... we did go to the lake....... and it was a beautiful day! ...and we wound up doing yard work there instead! AUGGGGHH!!!
Plus, I then had to finish the yard work I had 'escaped' at home on Sunday.... double AUGGHHH!!!!
Just goes to show even the best laid plans can go to crap in a minute. I guess I deserved it but at least we did get a lot done. Whew! I need to go back to work, this off time is killing me. ;)

Today, I took Bobbie to lunch at Maji's... one word...EXECELLENT!

For those of you who may read Bobbie's blog A.K.A. 'My Better Half' .... you might take note that she has taken a cheap shot at me concerning our upcoming 15th wedding anniversary.... how hard it's been for her to be married to me. ... me? ..... me? Well, at least I know our anniversary is on Thursday the 10th, not, as she wrote, being this Friday. Anyhow, you can read the 2 comments I left on her site..... and feel free to leave comments of your own. :)

Actually, she does know the date.... she just got her weekdays mixed up. I pointed this out to her and we both thought it was pretty funny. I can't believe how lucky I was to con her into marrying me 15 long years ago. ..... It's even harder to believe she's stuck with me this long! ... most women would have either kicked me out or put a contract on me by now..... so, HAPPY 15Th ANNIVERSARY BOBBIE !! I LOVE YOU !!!!
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Also, I looked it up.... and the 15th anniversary is the 'crystal' anniversary. Does this mean I can take B to 'Krystal' for dinner? She does like the spicy chicks! :)
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Anecdote:

Thorndike, Dame Sybil (1882-1976), British actress.

Sybil Thorndike was married to Sir lewis Casson, himself a distinguished actor, and they frequently toured together, giving dramatic recitals. After his death she was asked about their long and happy marrage. " Did you ever think of divorce? " was one of the questions. " Divorce? " she said. " Never. But murder often ! "
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Fini :

I hope the last few days have been good to all of ya'll... and that you have enjoyed reading this. Until next time....
KEEP SMILING!!!!!
-Doug-