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Hole-In-One

Moses, Jesus and an old man are golfing. Moses steps up to the tee and
hits the ball. It goes sailing over the fairway and lands in the water
trap. Moses parts the water and chips the ball onto the green.

Jesus steps up to the tee and hits the ball. It goes sailing over the
fairway and lands in the water trap.

Jesus just walks on the water and chips the ball onto the green. The old
man steps up to the tee and hits the ball. It goes sailing over the
fairway and heads for the water trap. But, just before it falls into the
water, a fish jumps up and grabs the ball in its mouth. As the fish is
falling back down into the water, an eagle swoops down and
grabs the fish in its claws. The eagle flies over the green where a
lightning bolt shoots from the sky and barely misses it. Startled, the
eagle drops the fish. When the fish hits the ground, the ball pops out of
its mouth and rolls into the hole for a hole-in-one.
 
Jesus then turns to the old man and says, "Dad, if you don't stop fooling
around, we won't bring you next time."
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At Home:

Hi Ya'll !

It's been a while.... I'm getting somewhat lazy,huh? I'll try to post more often in the next weeks.
I'll have more time in the next couple weeks because I'll be working 2nd shift. .... AUUGHHH! I've been either working day shift or off work for the past 6 months,so, I guess I'm kind of spoiled... it's going to be weird working evenings again but at least I'll catch up on my sleep. ;)

Whats been going on ? ... lets see..... well, B and I have been spending weekends at the lake. This last weekend, the weather was terriffic! Ya'll should all come up and see us there soon.

The ol' thumb is still coming along ... I'm trying to use it more often now. It looks sort of like a turtle's head. :)

Crap! I'm outta time here.... I've gotta get to bed... Check back in a few days and I'll try to do a much better post.

Oh! ... and take a quick peek at the bottom of this page..... you'll find a counter. Whoever is the 1000th visitor, make a comment or send me an e-mail. I'd just like to know who you are, 'k ?

KEEP SMILING!
-Doug-