Whenever I Start Feeling Blue....... I start breathing again.

Thoughts to ponder....

Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?

Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?

Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?

Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?

Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

If a 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?

If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?

If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?

If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen?

If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?

You know how most packages say "Open here". What is the protocol if the package says, "Open somewhere else"?

Why does someone go to all the trouble to put those tiny little holes on pages of postage stamps when the pages always tear anywhere but there?

Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a "ship"ment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called "car"go?

You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?

Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?

Why do you read dumb jokes like these when they only make you groan like that, as if in pain?
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At Home

Bobbie and I had a good time for our anniversary. We decided to go to Mississippi. We stayed at the Golden Moon Casino. The casino gave us the room for free. We didn't 'win' anything but we didn't lose either, as a matter of fact, we came home with exactly the same amount as we took with us....Thanks to Bobbie. ( She hid away enough winnings so we'd break even. ) We could have brought home a small profit but, you know me, I couldn't stand the idea of that! ;)

I saw the doc yesterday. The thumb is doing as well as possible. He gave me another 2 weeks off work. It'll probably be the last time off I get out of this,so, I'd better try to enjoy it.

Bobbie is doing well. Ya'll check out her blog with the link on this page...."My Better Half" and leave her some comments. Don't bother checking Tiff's blog, she's not writting anymore. ( ??????? ) I don't know why she's lost interest.... I'll ask if I ever actually 'talk' to her. (Hint!) ;)

The State has finally lifted the ban on eating crappie from Lake Logan Martin. Yea ! I hope bass will be next. I usually catch and release anyhow, but it's great to see the lake has become safer and cleaner.
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Anecdote

Hamsun, Knut (1859-1952) Norwegian author.

During the winter of 1894-95 Hamsun visited Paris for the first time. On his return home someone asked him, " At the beginning, didn't you have trouble with your French? "
" No, " replied Hamsun, " but the French did. " :)
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Fini

Well, that's about all the 'news' around here. I hope all ya'll had a great week ! Until next time........
KEEP SMILING !
-Doug-