Just Wanted To Say "Hi"

- Bizarre Things People Have Said-
  
"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all  
over the world, I can’t help but cry. I mean I’d love to be  
skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and  
stuff."  
--Mariah Carey  

"Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very import-  
ant part of your life."  
--Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson  
for federal anti-smoking campaign.  

"I’ve never had major knee surgery on any other part of my  
body."  
--Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward.  

"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest  
crime rates in the country."  
--Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC.  

"The word genius isn’t applicable in football. A genius is a  
guy like Norman Einstein."  
--Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback & sports analyst.  

"We don’t necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude  
certain types of people."  
--Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC Instructor.  

"Traditionally, most of Australia’s imports come from over-  
seas.  
--Keppel Enderbery  

"It isn’t pollution that’s harming the environment. It’s the  
impurities in our air and water that are doing it."  
--Al Gore, Vice President  

"If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at  
night as they go to bed and it will monitor their heart  
throughout the night. And the next morning, when they wake  
up dead, there’ll be a record."  
--Mark S. Fowler, FCC Chairman.  
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At Home:

Well, it's been a while since my last post. I've been working 12 hours a day this week, 7AM-7PM, so I don't have much time... I need to hit the sack and get some sleep.
I just wanted to take a second to say "Hi" and let ya'll know I'm still around. ;)
I'll try to do a better post soon...... until then:
KEEP SMILING!
-Doug-