Another Corny Blog

British Hospitality
        
An American tourist in London decides to skip his tour group
and explore the city on his own. He wanders around, seeing the sights,
and occasionally stopping at a quaint pub to soak up the local
culture, chat with the lads, and  have a pint of Guinness.
        
After awhile, he finds himself in a very high class
neighborhood.....big, stately residences... no pubs, no stores, no
restaurants, and worst of all... NO PUBLIC RESTROOMS. He really,
really has to go, after all those pints of Guinness. He finds a narrow
side street, with high walls surrounding the adjacent buildings and
decides to use the wall to solve  his problem.

As he is unzipping, he is tapped on the shoulder by a London
Bobbie, who says, "I say, sir, you simply cannot do that here, you
know."
        
"I'm very sorry, officer," replies the American, "but I
really, really  HAVE TO GO, and I just can't find a public restroom."
        
"Ah, yes," said the Bobbie..."Just follow me". He leads him
to a back "delivery alley", then along a wall to a gate, which he
opens. "In there," points the Bobbie. "Whiz away, anywhere you want."

The fellow enters and finds himself in the most beautiful
garden he has ever seen. Manicured grass lawns, statuary, fountains,
sculptured hedges, and beds of gorgeous flowers, all in perfect bloom.
Since he has the cop's  blessing, he unburdens himself and is greatly
relieved.

As he goes back  thru the gate, he says to the Bobbie

"That was really decent of you . . . is that what you call "British
Hospitality?"
  
"No" replied the Bobbie, with a satisfied smile on his face,
"that is what  we call the French Embassy."
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AT Home:

I have been very busy this week. I bought a pressure washer last Saturday and have been a cleaning fool since. I've done the stone flower beds out front, some of the brickwork, the sidewalk and am now in the process of cleaning the driveway. The driveway will take a while. Next.... the decks at home and at the lake place.

Well, Last Sunday was Mother's Day. Bobbie and I went out to dinner with mom, Paul,Margaret, and Karen. We went to 'Jean's On The River' in Argo.(Near Jasper) It was the first time B and me had been there. The food was good and the location was cool, on the banks of the Black Warrior river.

I do believe we'll head to the lake in the morning. I need to weed eat and cut the grass. B and I plan to take some time off work next week and spend a few days on the water. ... and I don't want us to have to be doing chores while we're there then. Next week, it'll just be fun in the sun ! . ... do a little boat riding, a little fishing, A little grilling, chase B around the trailer. Fun stuff! ;)
Ya'll come see us !
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Chinese Funny Proverbs:


Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.

Man who run in front of car get tired.

Man who run behind car get exhausted.

Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.

Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

Man with one chopstick go hungry.

Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.

Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.

Panties not best thing on earth but next to best thing on earth.

War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.

Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.

Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.

Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.

Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.

Man who fart in church sit in own pew.

Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
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Fini

Well, I guess that's enough for now. Post a comment, send an e-mail, give us a call. ... in other words, stay in touch ! Ya'll have a good weekend ! C'ya !
KEEP SMILING !!
-Doug-