If quizes are quizical, what are tests?

What should they say?


Three buddies die in a car crash, and they go to heaven to an orientation.

They are all asked, "When you are in your casket and friends and family are mourning upon you, what would you like to hear them say about you? The first guy says, "I would like to hear them say that I was a great doctor of my time, and a great family man."

The second guy says, "I would like to hear that I was a wonderful husband and school teacher which made a huge difference in our children of tomorrow."

The last guy replies, "I would like to hear them say, "Look! He's moving!" ;)
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At Home:

Well, things have been going well around here. Tracy is here now. She is a very nice girl but a bit too quite. I hope she enjoys her stay in America. We took her to the lake this last weekend. She seemed to enjoy that. She got to do some boat riding and swimming. She said it was her first time on a boat. Next time we go up, I'm going to teach her to drive the boat. We expected some guests to join us at the lake but they were a no-show. (?) You know who you are.

Because I've been working 2nd shift these last 2 weeks, I really haven't had much time to spend around Tracy. ... she's still a little timid around me but that'll change soon.

Good news. ... starting next week, they are changing our work hours back to what they were. (7:00 am- 3:00 pm ) Yea !!!!! I was getting sick of getting out of bed at 3:45 in the morning! Also, I'm supposed to start working straight day shift. Double Yea !!! :)
Bad news. ... Starting next week, I'm being transferred to the other mold shop. Yuck & GRRRRR!!!!! Working in dirty and hot conditions. .... with old equipment.

Geeezzzzz, I wish this heat spell would break ! It's been sooooo hot, I've been sweating like a whore at church! After I get off work, I smell like the south end of a north bound mule. ;)

Well. ... I'm outta time. Gotta go to work now.

Ya'll come by and meet Tracy. Give us a call, drop an e-mail. .. keep in touch!

Until next time. ...
Keep Smiling !!
-Doug-
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Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you'll be a mile from them, and you'll have their shoes.
- Jack Handey Deep Thoughts