I always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific

Nun Catches Strange Looking Fish



One day a nun was fishing and caught a huge, strange-looking fish. A man was walking by and said, "Wow! What a nice Gauddam Fish!" The sister said, "Sir, you shouldn't use God's name in vain."

The man said, "But that's the species of the fish - a Gauddam Fish." The sister said, "Oh, okay."

The Sister took the fish back home and said, "Mother Superior, look at the Gauddam Fish I caught." Shocked, the Mother Superior said, "Sister, you know better than that."

The nun said, "That's the species of it - a Gauddam Fish." So, the Mother Superior said, "Well, give me the Gauddam Fish and I'll clean it."

While she was cleaning the fish, Monsignor walked in and Mother Superior said, "Monsignor, look at the Gauddam Fish that the sister caught." Nearly fainting, Monsignor said, "Mother Superior, you shouldn't talk like that!"

Mother Superior said, "But that's the species of it - a Gauddam Fish." Monsignor said, "Well give me the Gauddam Fish and I'll cook it."

That evening at supper there was a new priest at the table, and he said, "Wow, what a nice fish." In reply, the sister said, "Thank you, I caught the Gauddam Fish." And Mother Superior said, "I cleaned the Gauddam Fish." And Monsignor said, "I cooked the Gauddam Fish."

The priest looked around in disbelief, quite shocked, and said, "I think I'm going to like this f%$@# ing place!"
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At Home:

Not a lot going on. I'm happy to say I'm going back to 2nd shift this week, 1:00-9:00 p.m.. Last week I was having to get out of bed before 4:00 a.m. to be on the job at 5:00. ... Now, I do like day-shift usually,but I don't get up that early to go fishing. ;)

B and I decided to skip the lake this weekend. We needed to do tons of work around here. My yard was starting to look like you could film a Tarzen movie here. Still have a lot to do but at least we have a handle on it now.

Other than that, ,,,, nothing. Just sitting around growing old. :)

Until next time. .....
KEEP SMILING!!!
-Doug-