I've Seen Better looking Heads on Iodine Bottles.

The 20 Year Old Headache

There was a man who had had a headache for twenty years and was at the point where he wanted to end his own life, but he decided to go to a specialist first.

No doctor could solve his problem, until finally one of them said "You have a very rare problem, your testicles are pressed up against your spine causing your headache. The only way to remedy it is to remove your testicles."

The man hesitantly agrees and gets them removed.

On his way home he walks past a taylor shop with a sign saying "ALL SUITS HALF PRICE"

Being in need of a new suit he walks in where a man greets him and says "Hello Sir I see you want a suit, I would say that you are a 34 sleeve and a 24 pant."

"Wow! How did you know that?" said the man.

"Why Sir I've been in this business for 40 years. Would you like shoes to go with that?"

"Sure" says the man. "Okay I'd say that you're a size 10 wide."

"Ok, now you're freaking me out...Thats a great talent" says the man.

"Thanks" replied the shopkeeper, "Now how about some undergarments?"

"Ok see if you can guess my size", said the man.

"Easy 36" said the shopkeeper.

"Nope 34" replied the man.

To which the shopkeeper exclaimed "Impossible a size 34 would skwish your testicles against your spine and you'd get a headache".
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At Home:

Well, I should take a moment to say Happy B'day to a few folks. ....
Federica celebrated her 22nd b'day on July 29th
Jennifer AKA "Lil'C had her 21st on ,I think, the 23rd (?). ... is that right?
Jen's b/f, Chris, celebrated his 21st on Aug. 6th
. ... and last but not least. ... Nachayada had her. ...hmmmm . .. 20th(?) b'day on Aug.3rd.
Tiff has one coming up but I'll save that for next time. ;)
Happy Birthday all ya'll !

Friday evening B and I had a nice time visiting with Lil'C and Chris. We went to Rubertino's for some good Italian food and then came back home, talked and watched a movie. It was a very enjoyable evening.

Saturday was a bit eventful but not in a good way. I still have a sore noggin. You'll have to read B's blog for details. (My Better Half)

Let's see. .. I'm still working these stupid hours (5:00 am-1:00 pm). Christ on a crutch! I'll be glad when this week is over, then, I can go back to 2nd shift. (Which isn't too much better.) Of course, I don't think I'll have to work tomorrow because of Saturday's silliness. I'll have to wait until the ACIPCO Med center opens tomorrow so a company doc can give me a release. Fun city. If it dosen't take too long at ACIPCO, Dennis and I just might go fishing tomorrow afternoon. :)

Well, we have one more week and then our newest student will arrive from Hong Kong. We haven't had much contact with her so far, so we don't really know what to expect. let's just hope she's a nice person. Her name is Tracy, drop in and meet her sometime after next Sunday.

Oooooo-Taayyyy ! I guess that'll do it for now.
Until next time. ....
KEEP SMILING !!!
-Doug-