I'd Rather Have a Bottle In Front Of Me Than have A Frontal Lobotomy

Talking Frog



An eighty year old man was out fishing one day when he heard a voice. Knowing no one was around he just thought he was hearing things. Once again he heard psst- psst hey you. The man looked around and saw a frog in the water. The man said, are you talking to me? The frog said yeah, pick me up. So the man picked the frog up. Now kiss me and I will turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. The man proceeded to put the frog in his coat pocket. Pretty soon the man hears the frogs muffled voice again. He reaches into his pocket and retrieves the frog. Hey, didn't you hear me? I said kiss me and I will turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen! No thanks said the man, at my age I would rather have a talking frog.
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At Home:

Is it hot enough for ya'll? GEEEEZZZZ! It was so hot here this last weekend that, I swear, I got condensation on my butt from the hot water in the toilet bowl. ;)

It really was hot. ... B and I decided to stay home instead of going to the lake. We made good use of our time. We did some much needed work around the house and took the time to go see a movie at the IMAX. COOL! It was on country music history . ... if you get a chance to see it, you won't be disappointed.

I'm still on 2nd shift this week. I dread going in today as it's supposed to be 101 degrees but at least I didn't have to get out of bed at 3:45 a.m.

B and I are going to host another student this year. See B's blog for details. (my better half)

Oh! I got a wonderful suprize this last week. Sunshine called me from Italy. It was sooooooo great to hear her voice!

I think I may take off Friday. Hmmmm.... thinking about it anyway, depends on the weather. If it gets below 80 at night, I could try to get in some fishing. We'll see.

I haven't heard from Tiff in quite some time. .... so, if you still read my blogs Tiff, call me.

Okay, I've drank coffee for the last 2 hours and my hair is starting to wiggle like snakes on Madusa's head. ... very short snakes, ,,, and not that many either. .... but still. ... you know what I mean. :)

Time to go do other things.

Until next time. ...

KEEP SMILING!!
-Doug-