Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.

The Perfect Husband:

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone  on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk.

Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: "Hello"
WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes"
WOMAN: "I'm at the mall now and found this beautiful leather  coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure,  go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN: "I also  stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2005 models. I saw one  I really liked."
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "$60,000"
MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the  options."
WOMAN:  "Great! Oh, and one more thing ? The house we  wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000."
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer $900,000."
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I  love you!"
MAN: "Bye, I love you, too." The man hangs up.

The other men in the locker room are looking at him in  astonishment.
Then the man smiles and asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"
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At Home:

Well, the holiday weekend was a blast. I took off Friday and headed to the lake Thursday as soon as I got off work. B and Tracy came up Saturday. We stayed until Monday morning. I got in a good bit of fishing, sun, fun, family, friends and food. All in all, I managed to stay 4-5 days with no real injuries, so, I guess you could say it was a sucess. ;)
I enjoyed it so much, I think I'll take some more vacation days very soon !!!!

Tracy has started talking much more now. ..... at least around us. I think she may still be shy around others but I expect that to change soon. She seems to enjoy school here. .... and Bobbie has gotten her addicted to peanutbutter already.

Today was Karen's b'day. ... HAPPY BIRTHDAY, KAREN !!!! ( Should I say how old you are? )

I'm still getting used to being back in the old mold shop at work. It sucks hammers! . ... but what's a guy to do? Gotta work, right? At least the boss pretty much leaves me alone.

Okay, time to get to bed. ... just felt it was time to post something. Until next time. .....

KEEP SMILING!
-Doug-
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If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let'em go, because, man, they're gone.
- Jack Handy  Deep Thoughts