Sacred cows make the best hamburger.

+-------------- Bizarre Holidays in November --------------+  
  
November 1 is Plan Your Epitaph Day  

November 6 is Saxophone Day and Marooned Without A Compass  
Day  

November 10 is Forget-Me-Not Day  

November 12 is National Pizza With The Works Except Anchovies  
Day  

November 15 is National Clean Out Your Refrigerator Day  

November 19 is Have A Bad Day Day  

November 22 is Start Your Own Country Day  

November 26 is Shopping Reminder Day  

November 28 is Make Your Own Head Day  

November 30 is Stay At Home Because You're Well Day 
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Another Dumb Blonde Joke:


A blonde dies her hair because she is tired of being called dumb.

The next day, she meets a farmer with some sheep., "If I can guess how many sheep you have, can I have one?" she asks.

The farmer agrees.

The blonde takes a quick glance, then says, "You have 158 sheep, mister."

To the farmer's amazement, the woman is right, so he hands over one of the sheep. Then, as she walks away, the farmer asks, "If I can guess what color hair your hair really is, can I have my sheep back?"

The woman agrees.

"You're a blonde... now give me back my dog."
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KEEP SMILING !
-Doug-
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I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it.
- Jack Handy Deep Thoughts