HAPPY BIRTHDAY BOBBIE SUE !!

Bobbie will be celebrating her b'day Saturday, Oct.8th. I'll be away from the computer for a couple days,so, I wanted to post a birthday blog for her now. Give her a call on her cell if you ave her # or post a comment on her blog. (Click on 'My Better Half' on this page)
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Birthday Present:

Did you hear about the fellow that was talking to his buddy, and he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birthday. She has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants, so I'm stumped."

His buddy said, "I have an idea. Why don't you make up a certificate that says she can have two hours of great sex, any way she wants it. She'll probably be thrilled!" So the first fella did just that.

The next day his buddy asked, "Well, did you take my suggestion? How'd it turn out?"

"She loved it. She jumped up, thanked me, kissed me on the mouth, and ran out the door yelling �I'll see you in two hours!"
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Birthday Thoughts:

A well adjusted woman is one who not only knows what she wants for her birthday, but even knows what she's going to exchange it for.

Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life. 
~Herbert Asquith

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age. 
~Lucille Ball

Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened. 
~Jennifer Yane

"A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age."
--Robert Frost

Old age is not for sissies.
--Bette Davis

"Count your life by smiles, not tears. Count your age by friends, not years."

"Forty is the old age of youth; fifty is the youth of old age" - Victor Hugo

"Growing old is mandatory… growing up is optional!"

"I don't believe in aging. I believe in forever altering ones aspect to the sun." Virginia Woolf

"We know when we´re getting old when the only thing we want for our birthday is not to be reminded of it."

You are only as old as you act!

"So many candles... so little cake."

"The more candles, the bigger the wish."

"I never forget my wife´s birthday. It´s usually the day after she reminds me about it."

A little patch I was keeping for my birthday," he said; "but after all, what are birthdays? Here today and gone tomorrow. Help yourself, Tigger." Eeyore

"Birthdays are good for you: the more you have the longer you live." Unknown source

There is still no cure for the common birthday.  ~John Glen

The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left.  ~Jerry M. Wright

Middle age is having a choice between two temptations and choosing the one that'll get you home earlier.  ~Dan Bennett

Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.  ~Author Unknown
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I was going to post a list of famous people who also were born on Oct. 8th but the list was too long. I should mention however that Bobbie also shares her b'day with. .........
The Rev. Jesse Jackson ! . .... Oh No ! :)
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Happy Birthday Bobbie!
I Love You!
-Doug-